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In which I tell you a few things about myself.
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| I am Jeff, prince of Boston and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull. This is Melissa, my fearless lesbian. | |
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| Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said-- | |
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