Toilet Seat 5

Author: jumpy

Date: April 30, 2014

by jumpy
4-30-14
Do my eyes and nose deceive me or did you forget to flush again.
As a matter of fact, no, I did not forget.
Let me guess, the pee fairy visited us again last night?
Nope. My conservation support group suggests "partner flushing".
You see, the first person goes, but we don't flush until the second person goes. It saves like 2 or 3 gallons of water every time.
Yep, it's official. I hate you.