All comics by justin11

 

Can I speak With Your Supervisor? by justin11 9-06-07
This Guy Has Been Hearing All These Things About "The Government." Are you the government? Nope, I'm just a representative of the government.	President Bush! What Say You, Sir? Are you the government? Wish I could say I was, but I can't. I am simply a representative of the government.	Is He In? Can I speak with your supervisor?

 

The End by justin11 9-06-07
There isn't any water coming out of this hose.	I'm doing to die today.

 

Obsession. by justin11 9-06-07
I just love red. Do you guys love red?		I just really love red.

 

Revelation by justin11 9-06-07
Hey, how's it going. I'm God. If you were a god, wouldn't you be able to phrase your first sentence as a question in this little comic strip, of which we find ourselves oddly aware?	Huh?! Why Am I Here? What is my purpose? Maybe it's the serve the one TRUE god.	You think, like, we're all just billions of atoms, floating aimlessly in space? I don't know, God, but that sounds really interesting! Unfortunately, my wife just called and she said she found the one TRUE god.

 

Alone in a Room Filled with Forty by justin11 9-06-07
Is anyone in here an anarchist?	I am.	Would you mind telling us why, little girl? Of course not! Just as soon as I hear one other person in this room give a total justification for their political beliefs.

 

Pay Your Taxes On Time by justin11 9-07-07
Sir, I'm protecting you from gangs, rapists, murderers and thieves. That'll be fifty bucks. Honey! There's a gentleman here who says we owe him some money!	Failure to comply will result in incarceration and any resistance will be met with brute force.	He sounds pretty pissed.

 

Everyday by justin11 9-09-07
1 This is one of those dreams that is just weird!	2 'Cause all of the sudden I'm in a field!	3 And then, I don't know how I got here, but I'm on a shapeship! You do realize you're not experiencing anything out of the ordinary here, right?

 

Not In Front of Everybody by justin11 9-09-07
Go ahead. You know you wanna. No...no I can't. It's wrong. It's sooo wrong.		"Whatchu talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

 

You weren't the first

3...2...1... So, you've set me to come right back? Oh, sure. I know exactly how you guys work.

by justin11, 9-09-07

 

If You Don't Behave Non-Violently, I'll Fucking Kill You by justin11 9-25-07
Prop. 1 How would you like it if I totally kicked your ass for your own good? I wouldn't like that much at all.	Prop. 2 What about if I just threatened your ass in order to get you to do what I tell you? That's still pretty bad. I'd think you were a big meanie.	Prop. 3 What if I told you my name is Uncle Sam? Now give me 30% of all your earnings so I don't have to throw your ass in jail. God Bless America!

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