If You Don't Behave Non-Violently, I'll Fucking Kill You

Author: justin11

Date: September 25, 2007

by justin11
9-25-07
Prop. 1
How would you like it if I totally kicked your ass for your own good?
I wouldn't like that much at all.
Prop. 2
What about if I just threatened your ass in order to get you to do what I tell you?
That's still pretty bad. I'd think you were a big meanie.
Prop. 3
What if I told you my name is Uncle Sam? Now give me 30% of all your earnings so I don't have to throw your ass in jail.
God Bless America!