Neither a borrower nor a lender be

Author: kaiobrien

Date: October 12, 2005

by kaiobrien
10-12-05
Dad, can I borrow 50 bucks?
Do you mean can you GIVE me 50 bucks?
NO, I said can I BORROW 50 bucks. Why don't you turn up your hearing aid deafhead
Well you've never paid me back before... all right, here you go
You're so rude to me Dad. You can't expect me to pay you back when you're so rude to me