Batteries Are Included

Author: kelly_midnight

Date: January 18, 2002

by kelly_midnight
1-18-02
Hey Duracell, you think that Yogi character is still awake?
affirmative Kelly:::: Bears fans must see Carson Daly at 1:30 CST
Hmmmpf... You figure he would stay up just to share his knowledge with an Eagles babe.
commencing mocking::: bears allowed 0.3 fewer points:::: Jim Miller gets the job done:::: the Ravens had no playoff experience:::: Urlacher is quicker than Brooks:::: Donovan is distracted by Chicago:
O please, O please... chain him to the Edmund Fitzgerald
:::: the Bears secondary has more interceptions::: Ted Washington is quick:::: Deep Dish was invented in Chicago:::Mike Brown got the shaft::: Dick Juron is as smart as Dom Capers::: shuffle is cool::