Batteries Are Included

Author: kelly_midnight

Date: February 28, 2002

by kelly_midnight
2-28-02
So you have a last minute date with the nice one?
Yes, the most precious of all. I had no chance to craft grandiose plans so the gusts of whim will just have to wisk us off to somewhere enchanting...
... Perhaps a waggish traipse on wet coblestone or even some heedful auditioning of wharfside concerti.
So how much did you throw at the model to get him to mack on you last night?
I left the club with just enough for cab fare... without a tip.