CC142: Blue Danewbie

Author: kelly_midnight

Date: September 17, 2002

by kelly_midnight
9-17-02
The Amway seminar in Austria was surprisingly entertaining. There was this arcade and someone asked "I wonder what the wait is for that shuffleboard table"...
... a guy holding a cat said "About 800 pounds."
Hey? You're supposed to groan after a suitable pause. ...It's been, like, fifteen minutes.... um... hello?