A Better Life

Author: kimhartsfield

Date: October 4, 2006

by kimhartsfield
10-04-06
Hi, we lost our way. Could you tell us how to get to Harrisburg?
... pardon me, ma'am, but I have never spoke with a pretty 'outsider' before.
Oh wow! Thats neat. So, you have any questions about the outside?
Yes, actually. I have only had sex with other Amish. Can I see you naked?
What the hell. Here ya go.
Where is your penis, lady? Geez, you outsiders are weird.