The News

Author: kimhartsfield

Date: October 4, 2006

by kimhartsfield
10-04-06
Good Evening. Our top story tonight: The School for the Deaf burns. Earlier today, lightning struck the school igniting a fire that has burned for hours.
Now to our correspondent on the scene at the Deaf School, Tom Brennan. OUT TO YOU TOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M NOT DEAF, YOU MORON! And thanks, you made me shit my pants.