The Paradox

Author: kimhartsfield

Date: October 4, 2006

by kimhartsfield
10-04-06
I don't know Sally. I cannot comprehend the ability of time travel. The 'Grandfather Paradox' alone makes it illogical at best.
True, Thomas, but many things we take for granted in 2006 were considered impossible just 50 years ago. Take, for example, the.. Shit! White people are coming!
Bitch, please. I will slap you upside the head! Now get down to 'Popeyes' and get me some chicken! And don't stop for some crack along the way this time!
Motherfucker, I will do as I puh-leeze! Sisters gotta stay strong! I ain't NOT gonna let some scrub like you... OK, they are gone.
OK. Now, Carl Sagan hypothosized that 'wormholes' may lead to other dimensions, but actual 'time travel' is, most proably, impossible.
Hmmm... maybe. Then again, maybe I'm gonna cut yo' ass when you sleep, Professor Watermelon.