Old Friends

Author: kimhartsfield

Date: October 4, 2006

by kimhartsfield
10-04-06
Hey! Neddy! How's it going, my man. Long time no see!
Jimmy, hey man. Uh, didn't you get sent to prison for raping that McConnel kid?
Well... Ned. I.. I was sick, you know. I been through a lot of classes and rehab for it.
Ahh.. well. So ass-raping me is TOTALLY out then?
Maybe... not.
Fucking howdy, lets go surfin'!