Parlez-vous français?

Author: kimhartsfield

Date: October 5, 2006

by kimhartsfield
10-05-06
'ello? Do you speak French, madame?
No, I'm sorry. I don't.
Si je devais pleurer comme un bébé, de même que commun à mes personnes, vous me donneriez une fessée me donnez alors une bouteille ?
You know, I lied. You are ugly and I didn't want to talk to you, so I said I didn't speak French, but I do and THAT was disgusting.
I... I am sorry, my dear. I shall go.
Did I say 'No'?! Get in my fucking Stratus, Kermit!