Are you scared yet? by kirbyfreak5-06-03 Well, I was surfing GameFAQS the other day, and I saw the strangest board... Really? It was called "LUE". They showed me this thing called "Trinity" Can I see it? Sure, here it is. MY EYES! MY EYES!!
CjayC REVEALED! by kirbyfreak5-06-03 You won't believe who's at the door! Who? It's CjayC! Cool, lemme see him! AH HA. I knew it! Hey there.
Another day on LUE... by kirbyfreak5-06-03 Look everyone, a female on LUE!!! EVENTUALLY *sigh* Not again... ...sorry
The Truth by kirbyfreak5-06-03 What LUEsers want us to think... Hey there, I just got teh s3x0r. Pics. Now. But in reality... Son, I told you to get off that computer! Yes mom...
Freaky shit by kirbyfreak5-06-03 So that's the trinity? LUE was lying, nothing bad happened. Never mind. Come with me, bwa haha!
AHHH! by kirbyfreak5-06-03 Hey everyone, free porn! Uh oh, you're attracting the mods... Whatever you do, don't move. They can smell fear. Crap Yesss, fresh prey...
What happens when you spend too much time on the web... by kirbyfreak5-06-03 This movie is so funny! Yup Lol! ... What? .....
My life by kirbyfreak5-06-03 You spend so much time on the computer, why don't you go outside and do something? Hey, you're right! Now if you excuse me, I'll be out playing my game boy
Topics that shouldn't be on LUE by kirbyfreak5-06-03 Ah, another argument about abortion and religion on LUE These topics are sorta like drugs. They don't help you in any way, but for some reason you keep coming back for more
LUE can lead to DEATH by kirbyfreak5-06-03 Hey, the house is one fire, get out! Hold on, I gotta post on this topic! Well, see ya Don't worry, I'll be out in a sec! Shit
This comic pwns j00 by kirbyfreak5-06-03 Uh oh, I have that feeling again The feeling of stupidity, shame My god, I have been pwned!
FOX, I love you by kirbyfreak5-07-03 Next on FOX: The Pitts, the hit show that's now nominated for an Emmy! And on FOX news: Hell froze over and pigs have taken to the skies Details at 11
The adventures of Joe by kirbyfreak5-07-03 Damn homework, this is taking forever! Hey you Yeah you. C'mon, play with me. It's been so long. Come to meee... My computer just talked to me I told you to lay off the beer
Alternate dimensions are teh sux0rs PART 1 by kirbyfreak5-07-03 You shouldn't be spending so much time on LUE, you could start seeing things Yea right Well don't say I didn't warn you... Start seeing things, ha!
Alternate dimensions are teh sux0rs PART 2 by kirbyfreak5-07-03 What the?! AHHH! Where am I going?! Where are those voices coming from?! You are teh sux0rs!!1!!1
Alternate dimensions are teh sux0rs PART 3 by kirbyfreak5-07-03 Where am I, and who are you? I'm a LUEser. We're inside LUE Is there anyway out of here? None that I can think of
Alternate dimensions are teh sux0rs PART 4 by kirbyfreak5-07-03 Great, here I am, inside LUE, and with no way of escaping What the?! Need....pr0n....pics....now.... Who are YOU? Do you have pr0n? No pr0n, no help
A glimpse into the future. by kirbyfreak8-14-03 Did you here the news? C-net is buying GameFAQS!! So what? Everything will remain the same. 20 years later... THOSE BASTARDS! QUIET! The "new and improved" mods are coming! 20 years later... DISRUPTIVE POSTING...DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY
Whacking the mole by kirbyfreak9-29-03 Bob's guide to masturbation Ohh yeah Lock your door Son? What in God's name are you doing? Ohhhh...ohhhh..... If you get caught, lie properly I-I was just sexually stimulating my penis using pornographic material...no that's not right....er, ignore what I just said...yeah...