Whacking the mole

Author: kirbyfreak

Date: September 29, 2003

by kirbyfreak
9-29-03
Bob's guide to masturbation
Ohh yeah
Lock your door
Son? What in God's name are you doing?
Ohhhh...ohhhh.....
If you get caught, lie properly
I-I was just sexually stimulating my penis using pornographic material...no that's not right....er, ignore what I just said...yeah...