The downside of partying like a rockstar

Author: krandall

Date: May 22, 2008

by krandall
5-22-08
According to your test results, Mr. Jackson, you have forty-five different strains of V. D. At this point, even getting an erection could kill you.
Don't think about breasts... don't think about breasts...
Mr. Jackson? Please look at me when I'm talking to you. Mr. Jackson!
Ah, shit. Here goes...
I better take your temperature. You look a little warm.
AHHH! It burns!