Retail Ravings

Author: krandall

Date: June 3, 2008

by krandall
6-03-08
They thought I was mad, trying on seven different outfits without buying anything, trying to get a refill on my frogurt four times, but who's mad now!?
Escort me out by some dimestore rent-a-cop will they!? Bar me for six months do they!? Well they weren't planning on the superior intellect of Dr. Ivan Sholstenhein!
With my diabolical doomsday deathray laser at last complete, vengence will be mine! Mwahaha! Fools! I'll destroy the mall!