Doctor Simon's Soul Visor X-Ray Specs

Author: krandall

Date: June 13, 2008

by krandall
6-13-08
Alright
With my X-ray specs, you'll be able to see a woman's true nature from the very first date. Put them on and I'll bring on the first candidate.
Okay. She's hot. Now I'll try the specs.
Hi... Tee hee. I'm Julie. You're kinda cute. What's your name?
Hmmm. Apparently Led Zeppelin was right...
I'm looking for a guy who's not a jerk or a player. I just want quiet walks on the beach. No drama, you know? My ex-boyfriend was such a asshole...