Hell Labs: Ironic Punishment Division

Author: krandall

Date: June 15, 2008

by krandall
6-15-08
What the fuck? Am I in heaven?
Yes, Daryl. You must be punished for all eternity for your sins, and we figured a twisted fuck of a masochist like you would probably enjoy hell.
No...
So here you are. Welcome to an eternity of complete and total bliss where even a kick in the nuts is ecstasy. Gotta go. See ya! - POOF!-
NOOOOOO!