Hung Like a Cliché

Author: krandall

Date: June 23, 2008

by krandall
6-23-08
Doctor, do you have anything for premature ejaculation?
Yer boyfriend not lasting long enough, huh? Don't worry, it's a fairly common problem.
No, you don't understand. I want him to come in only two or three strokes. My stitches keep ripping if he goes any longer than that.
Uh... Oh...
Well... Maybe I could make the stitches even tighter.