Travelling Salesman

Author: krandall

Date: June 26, 2008

by krandall
6-26-08
Car broke down, huh? Well, y'all can sleep in the barn tonight, but don'tcha dare touch mi daughter.
Ya hear me, Mr. Big City Salesman!?
Uh-oh. Dad's been drinking...
Ya lay one finger on 'er, and I'll blow yer Yankee nuts off!
And now he's talking to himself again. I'm gonna have to lock my bedroom door tonight.