Don't fuck with Schrödinger

Author: krandall

Date: June 30, 2008

by krandall
6-30-08
We found this dead cat in a locked box. Apparently he's been poisoned with hydrocyanic acid. Do you have an explaination for this?
Um...
He's only dead because you observed him as being dead. If you would have left the box locked, he would have had an equal probability of being alive.
Huh?
Fine! The little fucker shit on my pillow yesterday.