Costume Night

Author: krandall

Date: July 4, 2008

by krandall
7-04-08
Is it costume night already? Sweet, Martha. You look so goth in that vampire outfit.
I'm not Martha. This is no costume! I'm here to suck your blood! Ah... ah... ah....
Right, baby. I got something you can suck outta me, and it ain't red. Ah... ah... ah...
Fool! You don't understand! I'm here to drain your very life away!
Watch out! Heh! I'm gonna stake you with my woody. And hey! Later on, I'll be the vampire and you can "stake" me with the strap-on.
I am backing away slowly now. Perhaps this was a mistake.