What's in a name?

Author: krandall

Date: July 30, 2009

by krandall
7-30-09
It says here you wish to legally change your name to Ted "The Cunt Stretcher" Rogers. Is that correct?
Yup.
And is this a reference to enormous genital girth?
You guessed it, baby. Fat as a beer can down there.
It says here your address is 425 Maple Grove. Is this also correct?
I'm booked solid til the middle of October. And you gotta supply your own lube, woman.