"Shareware" Fail 2.0

Author: krandall

Date: August 1, 2009

by krandall
8-01-09
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$49.95 for this piece of shit? Fuck that. I'm going to a warez site to download a crack.
Ten minutes later...
Oooh! Oh, yeah! Do me, baby! Harder! Your the best I've ever had. I'm gonna- *CRASH!!!*
WTF?
Three days later...
I'm afraid you got quite a nasty virus from "Christy 2.0". It's gonna cost $125 to clean it up.
And when I woke up, all my files were gone too! FUCK!