"Shareware" Fail 3.0

Author: krandall

Date: August 1, 2009

by krandall
8-01-09
What are YOU doing back here!? You've already ruined my life! Now get out, you crazy fucked up bitch!
Ah, don't be like that sweetie. I just wanna talk.
What the hell could you possibly have to say!?
I just wanted to let you know about a special offer. For $49.95 you could enjoy a fantstic evening with my friend "Clarissa 2.0"!
Fuck! Fuck! FUCK! Fuckin' Shareware!
See you later. I'll be back in 35 seconds with another offer.