Don't mention It

Author: krandall

Date: August 2, 2009

by krandall
8-02-09
Chuck Norris? It's you! Thank God! You're just in time! These 25 dudes just came outta nowhere and beat the shit out of me! It happened so fast. It was all a blur!
Actually that was me.
You? All of them? Why?
Because 18 minutes ago, you told your buddy Jim you thought Chuck Norris jokes were "so 2007". I heard it from L.A. and ran straight here.
Sorry, Chuck.