You know what would suck?

Author: krandall

Date: August 6, 2009

by krandall
8-06-09
You know what would suck? Having your mouth glued shut and getting a firehose shoved up your ass.
And then when the water is turned on, you drown in your own shit until your lungs explode. That would totally suck.
Just... back... away... slowly...
Did you hear that sick little fucker? I can't wait to torture his ass when he gets down here.
Torture him? I'm giving him a staff job!