The Big Wang Theory

Author: krandall

Date: January 11, 2011

by krandall
1-11-11
We've rechecked the data. Extra-solar gravitational wavelengths do vary measureably, depending on the relative positions of the planets in the solar system.
And the cellular mutations?
Yes. There's a unique gravitional wave every 30 degrees. Though these variations are miniscule, they can effect fetal development at the biochemical level.
Thirty degrees... or approximately 1/12th of the Earth's rotation around the sun!
Yes. Astonishingly, after $43 million in research, we've effectively proven that astrologers were right all along.
Which ultimately explains why as a Scorpio, my cock is nearly twice the size of your little Pisces pecker. Ha! In your face, bitch!