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| Okay. The Will. Let's see here. "I, Brian J. Winthrop, being of sound mind and healthy body, do hereby bequeath my mortal remains as follows... | |
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| "My entire estate and all its holdings is granted to the little green man under the porch who shall henceforth be referred to as Reggie Pickles. | |
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| "The sex I had with Reggie Pickles over the years was without a doubt the most mind-blowing experience I..." Well so much for being of sound mind. | |
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