You know what would suck? 2

Author: krandall

Date: January 19, 2011

by krandall
1-19-11
Know what would suck? If you took broken glass and thumb tacks and froze them inside an icicle made of salt and vinegar. And then shove it up someone's ass.
And duct tape it in there. First there'd be horrible frostbite. Then as it melts, the glass will slice flesh and the vinegar would get in the cuts.
Just... back... away... slowly...
This kid's a goddamn genius! We need him, Fred. We need him bad.
Send him six of our best succubi. Make sure he never turns all good on us.