Don't we all wish...

Author: krandall

Date: January 27, 2011

by krandall
1-27-11
Well, the device is complete and the first test run was a success.
What does it do?
I've invented a machine that will slap the fuck out of someone until all idiocy is completely eraticated from the subject's psyche.
There's a dead woman in there.
Oh yeah. That's Snooki. Apparently when all idiocy was slapped out of her, there was nothing left.
I'll take 20.