Fist Pumper

Author: krandall

Date: February 14, 2011

by krandall
2-14-11
Dude! I had the best idea ever! The greatest idea in the history of great ideas!
What's that?
When I finally lose my virginity, I'm gonna have the victory theme from Finaly Fantasy cued up, and as soon as I bust my nut, I'm gonna hit play on the iPod!
Then I'm gonna jump off the bitch, spin around really fast, and start fist-pumping in the air, FFIII style!
Well, at least your arm will be in good shape. You're gonna be a virgin for a very, very long time.,,