Where there's a will...

Author: krandall

Date: February 22, 2011

by krandall
2-22-11
So you're saying, I get the inheritance, paid in full if I just spend the night in this haunted house?
Oh, it's not haunted. There are thirty-two well-hung college students up there.
Oh. And I suppose I'm supposed to sleep with them all or I don't get a dime of that money!?
Actually the college guys ARE your inheritance. There is no money. Your aunt Bess was kinda... odd.
So that's what she meant when she said she's fucking me over in her will...