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| So I'm laying in bed last night. Just as I'm 'bout to drift off the girl in the next apartment starts yelling "Hi! Hi! Hi!" to someone. I'm like, what's this bitch's problem? | |
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| Just when I'm dozing off again, she starts yelling even louder. "HI! HI! HI!" Screaming now! I was ready to kick her door in and slap her around. | |
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| Turns out, the dude was banging this Japanese foreign exchange student who doesn't speak a word of English. Instead of punching him out, I wanted to give him a medal. | |
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