Blonde's First Day on the Job

Author: krandall

Date: March 10, 2011

by krandall
3-10-11
Welcome to Bed, Bath, and Beyond. My name is Cindy. Can I help you with anything?
Uh. I just got a new bedroom suite. So I need a bedspread.
Oh! A bedspread! I can help you with that! Right this way please.
Wow. 270 degrees. That really was quite the spread! You looked like an arrow.
Wait a second. Wasn't I supposed to sell the customers something?