Dinner Party

Author: krandall

Date: March 20, 2011

by krandall
3-20-11
One night, three couples were at a dinner party, trying to out-do eachother on how solid their relationships were...
Pass the sugar, sugar...
Here ya go, sweetie.
And the second man said...
Pass the honey, honey...
Sure thing, huggie-bunny...
The third man, a crotchety old war vet, sick of the bullshit, said...
Pass the tea, you whithered old cunt, before I smack you one.
Fuck you, you limp-cocked old bastard. Get it yourself!