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| Yesterday morning, I accidentally gooped K-Y jelly into my hair instead of hair gel. The bottles looked almost exactly the same, and I was in a hurry. | |
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| All day long, every woman I passed suddenly flinched and tightened their backsides as soon as they smelled me nearby. | |
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| Today, just for fun, I'm gonna use semen for hair gel, sack sweat for aftershave, and vodka for cologne. Will the day be as interesting? Let's watch... | |
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