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| I'm an impossibly gorgeous, super smart and successful man. You're a spinny, clumsy, drama-addled train wreck of a woman who jumps to ridiculous conclusions and does nothing but sabatage your life. | |
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| But because we both like some trivial insigficant thing, it means we're fated to be together, and I'm willing to be emotionally destroyed for the rest of my life to make your psychotic ass happy. | |
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| *sniffle* It's SOOO romantic! Maybe there's hope for me... | |
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