Deal Breaker

Author: krandall

Date: April 20, 2011

by krandall
4-20-11
I don't quite know how to break this to you, Mary, but I can't see you any more.
What!? I thought we were doing so well! We finally made love last night! I thought we were taking it to the next level!
It's... it's not you. It's me.
Oh sure! That's what they all say. What is it about you that's SO bad we can't work it out!?
I'm a weak and shallow man. I can't stand the fact that your cunt smells like an unwashed armpit.