Eye of the beholder

Author: krandall

Date: May 18, 2011

by krandall
5-18-11
Wow. She's definitely twelve.
What are you, nuts!? She's way older than twelve. She looks like she's in her thirties!
I didn't mean age.
You mean you think she's a twelve out of ten? Gross! Are you blind? She's all saggy and overweight. She's a five at best.
I didn't mean out of ten either. I meant how many beers I'd have to drink before I'd do her.
Oh! Well on that scale, I'd say she's a six. I'm pretty horny this week.