A Day at the Circus

Author: krandall

Date: May 18, 2011

by krandall
5-18-11
Dad! What's that big long thing hanging between the elephant's legs? I asked mom and she wouldn't tell me!
That's the elephant's penis, son. All men have one.
A penis? But mom told me it was nothing! When I asked her, she said "Oh, that's nothing, Billy. Never mind that."
Son... I've spoiled that woman.