Jihad, Bitch! (Not a descriptive title)

Author: kryptonbornson

Date: July 16, 2005

by kryptonbornson
7-16-05
At a bar, two men meet and have a psudointellectual discussion about the true nature of religion.
I hate Jesus, but God is cool.
How the shit can you hate Jesus. Fucker. God is the one we can be sure exists.
Although the hipster may not be a Christian he's still hip.
Shut the fuck up and let me buy you a cool drink.
Asshole. I'll need to murder him later. After the drinks though.
Later after drinks. The hipster is dead. Now a demon has come for his soul. What does it matter what religion this man follow if he does not follow it's rules?
Hey where'd your friend go? Fuck it. You done with your drink because I need that sould.
Oh God, oh Jesus! Heeeelp!