High Life

Author: kryptonbornson

Date: July 16, 2005

by kryptonbornson
7-16-05
A hippy get high in the middle of nowhere.
Stupid fucking hick. Bet you don't even know how to smoke marijuana. I'd be a fortune!
Wha...? Mary Juana? What's that?
You're an idiot. Mari–-weed is to expand you mind. Get high, get wasted. Shit, I'm wasting my time.
We don't all get high the same I supposin'. I eat mushrooms grown in cow shit for kicks. Either that or homebrewd Moonshine. It's dangerous though. Lost a cousin...
Moonshine? WTF. Fucking worthless. What is a man worth if he doesn't know how to get high right? Get those shrooms while I light this spliff.
Fucking hippie, I know how to get high. Pass that joint. I'll show you how it's done, then I'll fuck you in the ass.