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A few days ago this man was visited by a fairy who told him he could have any 3 wishes he wanted fulfilled. After much time and though, the fairy visits him again a few days later.
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| Oh, paper work, contracts, that kind of shit. | |
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| For the wishes. See, I had a lawyer friend of mine draw these up. No way am I gonna end up like those other poor fools I see on TV and movies. | |
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| People usually aren't happy after they get their wishes. They wish so hard for something, then when they finally get it, they find what they've had all along was what was most important. | |
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| Naw, their just stupid. They aren't specific enough. Me, I know exactly what I want and I won't fuck up. (1)Money/Power,(2) Guaranteed happiness, and (3) Pussy. The contract states under what terms. | |
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