Give me a dolla

Author: kryptonbornson

Date: July 22, 2005

by kryptonbornson
7-22-05
A pimp loses his massive wallet.
Hey, let me get five dolloars. I lost my big fat wallet. If I catch a mother fucker with my wallet I'mma slit his throat Jack.
What? Do I look like a bank to you?
Hey, hey, It's Satan!
In the flesh. You a fan?
Yeah, man. Fire, brimstone and all that jazz. Out of site! You know I wouldn't be pimpin' if it wasn't for you. Man, I'm going to hell anyway. Five dollars is all I want. A whore's soul is yours.
A sould huh? And all you want is five smackeroos? Make it a one of those that can clap her but cheeks and you have a deal.