All comics by kthor

 

THE PERFECT CRIME by kthor 2-28-01
Fire up the Mystery Machine, we've got a mystery the likes of which you have never seen in the history of ever! Where did I place the gay in this empty warehouse (NOTE: THE WAREHOUSE IS NOT EMPTY)	Suddenly, the terror expands to cover the whole room, as a twist in our story turns the whole world upside down with a smile. YOU FOUND ME	Fire up the Mystery Machine, we've got a mystery the likes of which you have never seen in the history of ever! Where did I place the gay in this empty warehouse (NOTE: THE WAREHOUSE IS NOT EMPTY)

 

COMEDY STANDING UP NIGHT by kthor 2-28-01
A NIGHT DOING STAND-UP COMEDY AT THE STAND-UP COMEDY PLACE How about those feminine protection pads, huh?	The crazy dames pay all this money just so uterine lining doesn't damage their underpants and upholstery!	Why don't they just sew the dang things up? (APPLAUSE)

 

THE PERFECT CRIME by kthor 2-28-01
It is mystery time for the mystery solver! Where did I place the gay in this empty warehouse (NOTE: THE WAREHOUSE IS NOT EMPTY)	Suddenly, the story has a twist to it! I am right here!	It all ends happily.

 

REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED HOT by kthor 2-28-01
FINALLY, MY REVENGE ON THE WORLD THAT SHUNNED ME IS HAPPENING! THE REVENGE IS CARRIED OUT BY ME BURNING THINGS THAT BELONGED TO PEOPLE WHO WERE MEAN TO ME: EX-GIRLFRIENDS, GYM TEACHERS, AND BOSSES. (crackle)	HOW CAN THIS BE? I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY THROWN MY WALLET INTO THE FIRE. ALL MY CREDIT CARDS ARE IN THERE. (singe)	DID HE JUMP INTO THE FIRE OR NOT? IT IS A RASHOMON-ESQUE MYSTERY. (burn)

 

THIS IS WHAT JESUS IS FOR: ANSWERING QUESTIONS by kthor 2-28-01
JESUS'S HOUSE Do I have a soul? YES	How about me? Do I have a soul? YES	What about me? Do I have a soul? NO, YOU ARE A ROBOT.

 

PUBLIC ENEMY HAS INSPIRED THIS COMIC STRIP by kthor 2-28-01
A MISUNDERSTANDING IN DEVELOPMENT FUCK THA POLICE Word up.	Can't stand the po-lice, yo.	THIS PART IS WHERE THE MISUNDERSTANDING IS THAT WAS A FRIENDLY REQUEST

 

ROBOT LIFE IS NOT UNIQUE by kthor 3-05-01
This is unexpected - coming face-to-face with an exact duplicate of myself! Thith is thertainly unecthpected, coming ass-to-ass with an ecthact duplicate of mythelf!	Wait a minute! Yeth, thweetie?	You - you... I am from the GAY FACTORY

 

TIM ALLEN IS A COMEDY GENIUS, NO SERIOUSLY, REALLY. by kthor 4-05-01
This television home improvement show is very helpful. Now for this next project, take your hammer and three roofing nails.	I have them! Now pound those nails into your fat round head and cry like a girl.	I suppose everybody saw this coming. More power! Woof! Woof! Woof!

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