REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED HOT

Author: kthor

Date: February 28, 2001

by kthor
2-28-01
FINALLY, MY REVENGE ON THE WORLD THAT SHUNNED ME IS HAPPENING! THE REVENGE IS CARRIED OUT BY ME BURNING THINGS THAT BELONGED TO PEOPLE WHO WERE MEAN TO ME: EX-GIRLFRIENDS, GYM TEACHERS, AND BOSSES.
(crackle)
HOW CAN THIS BE? I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY THROWN MY WALLET INTO THE FIRE. ALL MY CREDIT CARDS ARE IN THERE.
(singe)
DID HE JUMP INTO THE FIRE OR NOT? IT IS A RASHOMON-ESQUE MYSTERY.
(burn)