Don't Have A Cow

Author: kudzu

Date: July 8, 2003

by kudzu
7-08-03
One day at a local Burger King...
Well well well if it isnt A-man-duh from school! i h8 u!
It's "Amanda." Um, do I know you?
Every1 knos me! i kno that u r a LESBIAN + like OTHER GIRLS!
Indeed, but it's women like you who make me reconsider for the refreshing apathy of men.
O ya? Well u think ur so big 4 being a vegitarian 2! Well u kno what? im Vegan from now on! What do u think of that?
Oh please... Am I supposed to one-up you by moving to Somalia and eating my own shadow? I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a sexy girlfriend who needs to be covered with EZ cheese. Goodbye!