Pop Goes The Weasel

Author: kudzu

Date: July 9, 2003

by kudzu
7-09-03
At the pet store...
Hey daddy! Can i have a ferret?
Sure, honey! Whatever your little heart desires... What the hell is a ferret?
Oh for the love of... This thing looks like a rat that's gone through airport baggage handling.
But... its trendy!
Well, why didn't you just say so! Can we buy other pointless novelty pets such as dinosaurs, mermaids or hamsters?